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Long Demotivational Poster


THE LONGER YOU STARE -


TAGS: the longer you stare the funnier it gets old lady
Rating: 3.45/5


LONGCAT - It's very long


TAGS: longcat very long
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by Leo

Sound - May 10, 2012, 3:59 pm
did anyone else see the school girl getting raped by the long cat...is that NSFW?
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 11:04 am
DAMMIT!!!
Airman - October 29, 2010, 11:02 am
just a quick nod to the king of long posters
lightquake - January 4, 2010, 10:03 pm
My eyes hurt. Epic win though.
Tomkat - December 10, 2009, 4:34 pm
I don't get it. How do you get a picture that long into a "motifake," anyhow?
rx Magic - March 29, 2009, 9:15 pm
this is the greatest long cat i've ever seen. :D
Sean - December 16, 2008, 5:10 pm
what?
Sean - December 16, 2008, 5:10 pm
does ...
murderblade - December 16, 2008, 4:46 pm
who the fuck doe's that?
Haze - December 14, 2008, 1:41 pm
-generic comment of appraisal meant to irritate Pro- :3
John - November 11, 2008, 10:38 am
I think long cat is actually the dark tower.
pro - November 3, 2008, 3:51 pm
Oops! Twice! (Well, thrice, if you count this one.)
pro - November 3, 2008, 3:50 pm
Oh, bugger! I did it myself, didn't I?
pro - November 3, 2008, 3:50 pm
I fucking *hate* it when people comment on this one, because every comment adds an hour to the time it takes to scroll through the list of latest comments!!! Enough already!
WchFlls - November 3, 2008, 3:45 pm
Ace??
gdf - October 24, 2008, 8:26 am
holy fuck tht was sweet
Redfield - October 21, 2008, 1:44 pm
ROFL this is about as epic as it gets people...UBER WIN!!
Arpaleggia - September 13, 2008, 2:38 pm
Old... But super effective!
hippie - September 5, 2008, 4:47 am
holy cow there are so many hilarious drug, internet culture, and video game references here I don't even know where to begin. The more well traveled you are, the funnier this one is. TOP 10 ALL TIME INTERNET WIN.
clon - August 29, 2008, 7:39 pm
holy fucking cow!!! awsome!
J35u5M4 - August 28, 2008, 3:18 pm
rofl, fucking epic
mordredd - August 9, 2008, 12:20 am
Hell called. They want HELLO KITTY back.
mr man - August 8, 2008, 6:57 am
this is so damn dumb but SO FRIGGIN FUNNY!!! thanks for the best long ass cat ever
Anon - August 4, 2008, 7:51 pm
holy shit.... epic win, also, this gains the award for longest picture. PS i want what he was on.....
Anon - August 4, 2008, 7:51 pm
holy shit.... epic win, also, this gains the award for longest picture. PS i want what he was on.....
Midnightmare - July 28, 2008, 3:07 pm
A work of Art. Epic win!
Charles - July 27, 2008, 11:14 pm
This is full of WTF and win. Awesome.
Ellipsis - July 27, 2008, 12:36 am
I can't debate the amount of awesome here... But i CAN question the amount/kinds of drugs involved in it's creation... Wow...
Drenix - July 25, 2008, 8:18 am
Damn... took me a whole AMV to get to the bottom...
datnigga - July 25, 2008, 5:27 am
fuck yes! 5 stars you get.
ericC - July 24, 2008, 4:10 pm
You dont have to be demotivated. These are motiFAKES, a superset of demotivational posters.
RII - July 22, 2008, 7:56 am
Full of win... but I'm not demotivated.
God - July 22, 2008, 4:47 am
Lol.. Yes! This is awesome.
TigerKid - July 21, 2008, 8:50 pm
Epic.Win.


MATH -


TAGS: long equation blindfolded chalkboard commi3
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

the1stCOMMI3 - December 4, 2011, 3:02 am
*brittish, stupid autocorrect
the1stCOMMI3 - December 4, 2011, 3:02 am
Call it a grittier accent, why not?
Derek - November 28, 2011, 9:10 pm
Didn't teach you Spe = ing


HANG IN THERE -


TAGS: damn cat has been around for too long anyway
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 2:12 pm
You wife-beating, political, NSFW, seal-clubbing, pedophiles piss me off with you- Oh wait...wrong poster. My bad.
Haarakkon - June 15, 2009, 8:00 am
Agd! You've made me snort my coffee yet again.
Haarakkon - June 15, 2009, 8:00 am
Agd! You've made me snort my coffee yet again.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 9:37 pm
Too soon.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 9:16 pm
Genius.


TALENT... GENIUS... -


TAGS: military sniper longrangerifle
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

Benlulz - January 7, 2011, 1:30 pm
AWESOME This Motifake.
Reality Lord - January 4, 2011, 8:31 pm

THAT....is frickin awesome. n1 dude!


AND THERE WAS LIGHT - and it was good


TAGS: 7 long days
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

manos - January 31, 2014, 11:43 am
One of the best i ve seen. clever and funny.
Derek - April 26, 2012, 6:47 pm
Our arabic numbering system is so much better than the alternatives, it has bowled all before it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 26, 2012, 3:39 pm
There are many languages, some with similar letters to others, until you travel east. But have you ever noticed that numbers have the same basic design? E.g. pamphlets that are addressed to many cultures and languages, but the number system is the same.
Airman - April 26, 2012, 3:03 pm
thx all.. I will post it on religifake.. it will be my first
Rick69 - April 26, 2012, 2:44 pm
Amazing... A whole new perspective... VERY Nice...
holymoly - April 26, 2012, 10:01 am
Thats how I imagine we got our start. Math and creation are inseperable. I love it.. Favd' and 5
Hawamleh - April 26, 2012, 9:31 am
great poster ! please submit to religifake also !


BOOTY CALL -


TAGS: 2am thing drunk quickie long burn vs short burn
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Cubbybear - October 19, 2010, 10:16 am
I got 5 mins...Pfffttt!
GreyScorpion - October 19, 2010, 9:13 am
3 minutes, just sayin....5L


LONG DOG - LONG CAT, BE AFRAID!


TAGS: longdog
Rating: 2.72/5

More motifakes by PANI

Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:59 pm
Due to a bizarre lab accident, the leash law now applies to Ron Jeremy's "dog."
dethklok260 - July 19, 2009, 9:33 pm
You know,I could take the simple road and just put in a simple minded dirty joke to make all the twelve year old's giggle whilst they play with their legos. But I prefer to stay on the side of the line where we have renewable energy and o% crime rates.
TJ - July 2, 2009, 1:32 am
*Cringes in anticipation of the dirty jokes to come from this poster*


LONGHORN - What Aggies want to be when they grow up.


TAGS: ut longhorns champions aggies suck
Rating: 2.32/5

More motifakes by Skeeter11766

rerun - November 26, 2010, 11:07 pm

swat, go away
agdaniele - November 26, 2010, 10:49 pm
manners, swat. We're not here to be a pain.
swat253 - November 26, 2010, 10:47 pm
24-17 and you're LAST in the Big XII South... Hook THIS, Bitch!
DreMagnum - December 2, 2009, 8:39 pm
As nice as Charles Manson and Hitler offspring after a rough day at school
rerun - December 2, 2009, 5:28 pm

He probably knows know. Isn't Moooo+ behind just about everything?
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 5:24 pm
Well Rerun, does Aggy know that some random cow college has infringed on his identity? Isn't identity theft a CRIME? Huh? HUH!? WELL!?!? Wait...is Moooooooooooooo behind this?
rerun - December 2, 2009, 3:40 pm

sorry guys, this isn't about you. I know, it really isn't. For those who don't know, The longhorn is University of Texas (my college), the Aggies ate Texas A & M. The enemy. Hook Em Horns
Jmac0585 - December 2, 2009, 11:51 am
National champions in three, two, one...
GreyScorpion - December 2, 2009, 10:17 am
I don't get it...... Aggy's want to grow up to be steers? Weird Aspiration. ;)
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 6:26 am
Yeah, everyone knows that Aggy's longheld dream is to get picked for one of the spots on the "Cher Sings" Revue over at the Golden Nugget.
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 2:23 am
I beg to differ.


WE ARE THE BORG - All your base are belong to us


TAGS: borg base picard all your belong star trek
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by arsonking14

agdaniele - August 9, 2009, 8:59 am
Woodyism #153
union - August 9, 2009, 7:09 am
That is exactly how Patrick Stewart speaks.
arsonking14 - August 9, 2009, 12:10 am
Epic


hell is other people -


TAGS: do the math youre outnumbered so play along
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Sho - January 24, 2016, 8:17 pm
5/f
JesusWept - January 24, 2016, 11:07 am
LOL very clever! 5.


FEELING INADEQUATE? -


TAGS: long poster challenge just to piss off grey iceman
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Swampfox - August 10, 2016, 11:26 am
That corn is coming up nice.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 2:06 am
ROFLMAO! But ICEMAN, I gave you this photo in confidence. And... you shouldn't have :-D
DanteMars - January 19, 2011, 5:50 pm
This poster is hilarious, and 50cal's last comment made it even funnier. 5L long-legged lions
DingoKeeper - November 4, 2010, 6:53 pm
In Soviet Russsia, Aerials receive YOU!
curzondax12 - November 4, 2010, 1:49 am
Damn that's long....hold on while I zip my pants so I can see your motifake.
50cal - October 29, 2010, 9:50 am
You all are joking right? It only looks big because the bushes have been trimmed! :-)
forseti - October 29, 2010, 9:30 am
5 just for the tags! LOL
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 8:32 am
I need a new scroll wheel and I've got racking pains in my index, bravo! :-D
ICEMAN - October 29, 2010, 8:28 am
Mornin' Grey, How's every 'lil' thing?
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 8:25 am
ICE!! #$*#@!A^Hole~+$#|#!!!&%$* Jack^Azz! #$%@*%$:)Mutha.^#69$% 5L #@%&*##Corksacker$#^&# ;)
ICEMAN - October 29, 2010, 8:01 am
@ culos, sorry about that. It's kinda' tough to search some 75,000+ posters. ;)
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 7:52 am
How many Bonus Miles did I earn now?
culos - October 29, 2010, 3:19 am
Sorry Ice, like the words so I won't vote. Did this one long long time ago already
Neener - October 29, 2010, 2:57 am
holy crap!
5150monkeylove - October 29, 2010, 2:53 am
Jeez Ice! You REALLY don't screw around when you go big. 5 long ones


HOOK 'EM HORNS! - Even a fetus knows Oklahoma sucks.




IT PAYS TO ADVERTIZE - But Only Advertize If It Pays




FREEDOM - Belongs to those who have nothing.


TAGS: total freedom can s last long
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Yorick

CPTinshano - September 4, 2012, 12:32 am
Agreed. The more you have the more you want to take with you.
GaryO - September 3, 2012, 10:55 pm
amen


DISTANCE - Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?


TAGS: long distance relationship
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by voodoo3535

rerun - December 19, 2011, 7:15 pm

thjis would be great at motitwist


OOPS - Looks like he made the chain too long.




HE AIN'T HEAVY -


TAGS: the long road home
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Airman

angus90 - April 3, 2010, 1:49 am
Maybe the best I've seen on this site.
GySgt1811 - April 2, 2010, 10:18 pm
Comment not needed. Slow salute. Returns to Parade Rest.
ICEMAN - April 2, 2010, 6:05 pm
A solid 5. Well done.
Airman - April 2, 2010, 6:04 pm
thanks to all of you
forseti - April 2, 2010, 5:58 pm
that's a motivational one for everybody who served! 5
BoneCD - April 2, 2010, 5:04 pm
Ditto
rerun - April 2, 2010, 4:55 pm

I wish I could give this more that 5L.


DO NOT - EVER mention the word Wedgie to Rerun


TAGS: long slide is long rerun
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Airman

BobbEdwards - September 3, 2013, 2:19 am
Best use of the long form poster I've seen here. 5 splashes


IGNORANCE -


TAGS: the dimmer the bulb the longer it lasts
Rating: 3.33/5

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Sean - October 9, 2009, 1:58 pm
Thanks for that, Xazax, but I now think the tags would have been a better text for the poster.
Xazax - October 9, 2009, 1:42 pm
Very Clever.


POTVIN - SUCKS


TAGS: islanders potvin rangers long island
Rating: 1.47/5

More motifakes by B-HO

mauser98k - April 16, 2008, 3:49 pm
and yet he's in the Hall Of Fame. huh. must mean he's better than you


ENGLISH - Who Needs It???


TAGS: all your base are belong to us ayb aybabtu
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by Mito

engineer - October 6, 2009, 1:08 am
Cheat Codes: Win Wars


A HORSE CAN'T STAND THAT OLD JOKE ANYMORE -




Photoshop -


TAGS: longcat fight epic lol funny battle
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by spitfire111

Porcelina - January 26, 2009, 1:13 am
Read before you post- PHOTOSHOP
The Captain - January 25, 2009, 11:21 pm
That's just fucking awesome!!!! How'd you do that?
The Captain - January 25, 2009, 11:19 pm
That's just fucking awesome!!!! How'd you do that?


WHEN LIONS ATTACK - You better hope your affairs are all in order.


TAGS: because dinner is served long pork it is
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:41 pm
Don't just lie there, you pussy! Poke him in the eye! Rip off his ear! Make him lose more body parts than the arm he's taking from you!


TOGETHERNESS -




YOUNG CELEBS -


TAGS: celebs stars kids jesus christ so fuckin long lol
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by ronsart

verpiss dich - September 8, 2009, 9:03 pm
ok, did not see the Marilyn Manson transformation coming from that pic


NEIL PATRICK HARRIS - He has a P.H.D. in Horribleness


TAGS: dr horrible nph sing along blog
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by AirStryke

RTRAYLOR0005 - February 5, 2010, 12:25 pm
He's doing a second one.
AirStryke - February 4, 2010, 8:16 pm
Dr. Horribles Sing Along Blog, look it up on Youtube


THE INTERNET -




When Interwebs Attack! -


TAGS: cavalry bears with guns skeleton army cock mongler lol jesus longcat penguin infantry shoop da whoop
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by Asa

Godless11B - February 1, 2010, 5:05 pm
Oh, c'mon. Has techno-viking been forgotten already?
Pedobear - September 25, 2009, 10:42 am
Where am I in this?!!... oh right... lolis
Asa - January 31, 2009, 3:40 pm
Dammit! i knew i forgot someone!!!
Khatmonsuk - January 26, 2009, 4:50 pm
...Where the hell is Rick Astley?
Asa - January 8, 2009, 2:07 am
i'm pretty sure i found them by doing a google search for "funny, meme, now we're fucked"
Elder God Douchebag - January 5, 2009, 8:25 am
Those are my minions.
Anon - January 5, 2009, 6:24 am
where can i find those skeleton soldiers? they look epic!
spitfire111 - December 15, 2008, 8:12 pm
haha, very funny...... epic lol, especially the longcat and the freaky smiling gay..
Jason - September 13, 2008, 5:15 pm
lol @ the line up by longcat's head. i shit a brick...
Arpaleggia - September 13, 2008, 5:00 pm
Someguy, fuck off and enjoy!
someguy - September 11, 2008, 11:38 am
Shopped. And believe me, I'd know, I can tell from the pixels and from having seen quite a few 'Shops in my time.
steeve - September 11, 2008, 11:18 am
holy shit! 5/5. funniest thing i've seen all week!


MEDITATION - makes your tongue relaxed


TAGS: meditation animal long tongue
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by nettimato

agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 9:04 pm
Sigh.


THE MORE YOU COMPLAIN -




THE SPOCKS OF ARKANSAS -


TAGS: live long and perspire
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 25, 2012, 8:25 pm

LOL!~~Actually, in this instance it's PERSPIRE, and I think that's a given.
Goatboy - March 25, 2012, 8:11 pm
The one on the left will NOT live long and prosper, he's a red shirt.


CONSERVATIVES / LIBERALS -


TAGS: conservatives liberals can t we just get along
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Derek - August 9, 2009, 6:21 pm
Ahem... only in a strong and free *country*


PULL OVER JIMBO -




A GIRL'S LEGS ARE HER BEST FRIENDS - But all best friends must part eventually.


TAGS: long sexy legs
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by spanko1

djrcreative - February 2, 2012, 4:49 am
Surprised this one's not on After Dark instead. @holymoly & @KylieM Yeah, and a majority of guys. ;)
spanko1 - February 1, 2012, 10:55 am
True dat!
holymoly - February 1, 2012, 10:14 am
@KylieM.... If this offends you, you might be playing on the wrong playground... us kids can be a little naughty
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:18 pm
this is very sexist
holymoly - January 31, 2012, 2:21 pm
usually the result of someone coming between them... 5 long lovely lions


PIGS -


TAGS: men are pigs eva longoria
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Airman

Bull - March 17, 2011, 2:02 am
Look at the woman in the back trying to NOT notice the entire situation. Priceless
sniper - March 16, 2011, 10:06 pm
I count 7. Who wants to bet there are more outside the frame.


MEMORY LANE - has a lot of inhabitants


TAGS: fraggle rock singalong
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Airman

Rick69 - June 27, 2012, 4:40 pm
... Speechless ... Might as well let the music do the talking then ...
Iconoclast - June 27, 2012, 2:43 pm
I wonder what the number would be if anyone added up all of the 5L's given to Airman's posters. It would be an astounding number.
Airman - June 27, 2012, 12:22 pm
just trying to get some in before they're all gone!
GaryO - June 27, 2012, 8:17 am
Time is such a precious thing, and the Airman spends it so well……5 more (yawn) lions
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2012, 2:08 am
It 5eems that I’m always going down memory lane when Airman makes a motifake.
CloudchaserS - June 26, 2012, 10:19 pm
Loved that show when I was a pup :-)


CONJOINED TWINS -


TAGS: after you figure out whats what and what belongs to who
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Kung-Fu Devil - April 26, 2010, 2:26 pm
Surround Sound Orgasms.
boeweizer - April 26, 2010, 2:01 pm
well they share both the ass and the pussy so... idk maybe
CpnKangaroo - February 22, 2010, 9:27 pm
is that considered a 3 way?
rerun - February 22, 2010, 8:58 pm

Sailor wouldn't know which end to hit
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 8:52 pm
LOL!!!
BoneCD - February 22, 2010, 8:51 pm
Sailor would hit that
GreyScorpion - February 22, 2010, 8:31 pm
how do the take it in the....ohhh never mind 5L


GANGLAND BEAT-DOWN - Animal Planet Style.


TAGS: that peanut belongs to us
Rating: 2.36/5

More motifakes by justinb

Mongo - August 18, 2010, 1:09 pm
Great pic...uninspired caption.


No, officer... -


TAGS: cop pulling over cannibal long pork march calendar
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Silverheart - March 3, 2014, 8:38 pm

Trying to keep up with Kai's pace
GaryO - March 3, 2014, 4:49 pm
two in a row....better take that nap


LONGEVITY RECEIPE -


TAGS: eyeful day live longer mariand
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - October 2, 2012, 1:03 pm
OK, there were some newspaper articles, about the benefit for mens health when they are peeking on sexy women...


LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP -




Tacgnol + Firelongcat + Longcat -


TAGS: firelongcat longcat power summon combo funny lol epic proportion
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by spitfire111

IAmKevinsBrain - April 4, 2009, 8:33 am
Firelongcat from a distance looks like a huge firey cawknballs and Tacgnol looks like the feline version of Darth Vader Nothing Further
Signe - February 15, 2009, 5:39 am
OMG OMG OMG OMG There are no words to describe the awesome
the tr00per - February 15, 2009, 12:41 am
firelongcat pwns all!!
DotDotDot - January 5, 2009, 5:27 pm
I think the two posts prior to my own make this poster far more awesome than it could have ever hope to be on it's own.
Agamemnon218 - December 30, 2008, 9:02 pm
Captain Catnet. He's our hero. Gonna eat the food dish down to zero. He's our powers magnified and he'll sleep all day if he's left inside.
Merlin The Cat - December 16, 2008, 9:18 pm
Fire Cat! Earth Cat! Wind Cat! Water Cat! Heart Cat! With your powers combined, I am Captain Catnet!


ANONYMOUS -


TAGS: anonymous internet long cat
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by motinet

Derek - October 3, 2009, 3:58 am
I so love the internet. :-)
agdaniele - August 2, 2009, 2:51 pm
Apparently, society is a few abortions short.
LOLOLOL - August 2, 2009, 2:49 pm
We are anon:united group We are legion:united by a cause We do not forgive: scientology for killing Lisa,Shaun and David We do not forget:the crimes that they have done (forced abortiions etc) Expect us:To protest but have fun (aka protest and "lulz")


GRAMMAR NAZIS - They exist because of tools like you




FAME -


TAGS: long and tanned and young and lovely
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by spacedog

erock - September 8, 2010, 4:55 pm
good stuff spacedog
forseti - September 8, 2010, 5:26 am
this will stay on top for a while... 5+ !
5150monkeylove - September 8, 2010, 1:42 am
5 squishy little arms!
spacedog - September 8, 2010, 12:04 am
Awesome. A little international fun and money to boot. I'm glad you're back dude.
CANADA - September 7, 2010, 11:57 pm
I'm not going to university this year. I only taking one course to get an international teaching certificate. then going to china for a year
spacedog - September 7, 2010, 11:50 pm
First week back to the books come as a relief or dread?
CANADA - September 7, 2010, 11:43 pm
thanks space. I'm back from the dead. back in the city for school so i have hi speed again
spacedog - September 7, 2010, 11:36 pm
Hey Canada! Good to see you.
CANADA - September 7, 2010, 11:28 pm
Wow! the quality of poster keeps going up. great poster Space!
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 11:26 pm
This is perfection. A-list motifake.


FOUR LETTER WORDS - mary poppins was a better role model than you thought




HERE'S TO A LONG LIFE -




I LIKE LONG WALKS -


TAGS: long walks people annoy me
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by ronsart

BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 7:52 am
Love it Ron...my sentiment most days! 5 Poodlers


WELCOME TO... - Something, something, something maugg


TAGS: long ass name
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by Vitek

vlad9885 - August 28, 2012, 4:30 pm
Lol I passed that plaza the other day. I actualy knew someone that could say that
[email protected] - November 27, 2009, 11:27 am
I can read pizza and beer I could care less about the name of the strip-mall.


NUNS -


TAGS: ass god belong nuns nun
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by kay9kabang

Truth - March 21, 2009, 9:56 pm
I'm geussing she has a Holy Hand Granade?


GRAMMAR NAZIS - They exist because of tools like you


TAGS: children dont belong on computers
Rating: 2.12/5

More motifakes by Mike

boner - June 12, 2008, 11:44 pm
ahahah heil grammar nazi pwning spelling n00bs


FAKE HAIR COLOR, FAKE TAN - fake psychic




INTERVIEWS - The interview process at motifake to become a moderator is a long and gruelling task. But in the end, only the finest are selected.


TAGS: motifake mod task long hard
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by caveman

sniperslayer95 - July 24, 2011, 5:51 pm
hey i know that area code hahaha!!!!!
Reality Lord - July 24, 2011, 11:21 am

awe5ome.....wait....what? heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


RETIREMENT -


TAGS: longevity is not value
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

forseti - October 26, 2010, 3:54 am
I need an auto-voting option for Aggy posters... It really seems to be possible to connect quality AND quantity. Respect for your work!


RACISM -


TAGS: cant we all get along cubby
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

jameswnash - August 14, 2010, 11:55 pm
Perfect, 5L
agdaniele - August 14, 2010, 6:43 pm
Yes!


TILL WE MEET AGAIN -


TAGS: greybeards never leave they just take longer naps
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by spacedog

agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 6:15 pm
Love it.


AGE OF CHIVALRY -


TAGS: si nos freres assieges gallique tenu le plus longtemps
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

falloutghoul - January 2, 2012, 11:58 am
And then we became sore losers. "Where's your dragon now? HUH?!?!"
Sean - May 16, 2010, 1:06 pm
Hey! Is THAT a Loch Ness Monster shot? Huh? Hmmmm???
Anything - May 16, 2010, 12:58 pm
The absence of the dragon makes it funnier.
agdaniele - May 16, 2010, 2:23 am
Brilliant.


SNOW - Enjoy it while you can, Sister Rose...


TAGS: coats jackets long sleeves aren t neccessary where your goin chuckles
Rating: 3.9/5

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spacedog - December 23, 2009, 7:31 pm
Well done Jmac.


BUBBLE BATH - DOESN´T MATTER WHERE OR HOW. AFTER A LONG DAY OF WORK IS ADVISED TO HAVE ONE




ONCE UPON A TIME -




LONGPOSTER DAY - My favorite day of the month.


TAGS: longposter longfakes billy madison parody
Rating: 4.95/5

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GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 8:53 am
LOL!! 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2010, 8:32 am
jameson you say? 5L.....even though I hate longfakes...Thanks a lot Claire!
pzykosiz - October 29, 2010, 12:10 am
very nice. 5L's


GIVE ME A HEAD WITH HAIR -


TAGS: long beautiful hair cowsills
Rating: 4.9/5

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maoworks2 - April 13, 2012, 6:58 am
Those Were The Days.
Airman - April 12, 2012, 3:13 pm
Jimmy Carter and Disco?
maoworks2 - April 12, 2012, 1:36 pm
The Only Good Thing About The 60's Were the 70's Next.
Greeny - April 11, 2012, 10:12 pm
Down to here Down to there Down to there Down to where It stops by itself!


ACK! - Ack! Ack!


TAGS: can t we all just get along
Rating: 4.65/5

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forseti - May 15, 2010, 4:36 am
Mars attacks Cape Town?!? Happy World Cup! 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 14, 2010, 4:19 pm
Mars attacks FTW!!
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 4:14 pm
Ok, I'm laughing far too much at this!


DESPAIR -


TAGS: despair complain live longer pzy
Rating: 4.5/5

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rerun - November 24, 2010, 5:19 pm

damn, the timmies are gonna be here forever.
Derek - November 24, 2010, 5:07 pm
Or at least, that's the way it seems to the rest of us.
Faceplant31 - November 24, 2010, 5:05 pm
I like this one.


COME ALONG -


TAGS: come along quickly ruin babes
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by angelous

jibarocampesino - July 27, 2010, 5:04 pm
Concentration - Fail


INSANITY - Begins with a single motifake




THE END - It's not there




Long Distance Relationship -


TAGS: single long distance relationship future
Rating: 5/5

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BobbEdwards - August 27, 2013, 9:08 pm
Another fave


Impeded Crawl -


TAGS: kid science daddy long legs
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - June 2, 2013, 10:57 am
HAH! My 2nd laugh of the day, and my favorite spider.


50th Wedding Anniversary -




The Great Depression -


TAGS: we ve come a long way
Rating: 4.95/5

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GaryO - October 17, 2013, 8:25 am
Heh, it do look rather virginal
Greeny - October 17, 2013, 5:03 am
Use the Wheelbarrow - duh
JesusWept - October 16, 2013, 10:28 am
L L L L L
ughomer - October 16, 2013, 9:20 am
Profound,I found!! 5L.
GaryO - October 15, 2013, 7:47 pm
Thanks, Pard
spacedog - October 15, 2013, 7:34 pm
Nice one Gary.
GaryO - October 15, 2013, 8:27 am
Heh, this started out as a funny, then proceeded to rather serious. Thanx guys.
Reality Lord - October 15, 2013, 6:41 am

5omthing tells me we might start knowing "real problems" again.....rreal soon
chickenlittle - October 14, 2013, 11:18 pm
Wow, that is stunning GaryO


EXPERIENCE - Never break up with someone while you are a passenger in their car.




WISHES -


TAGS: dont dream too long calendar
Rating: 4.89/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:25 am
…And without the wish being granted. People’s dreams crushed. I live for moments like thi5!


TUNNEL OF LOVE -


TAGS: love long gone
Rating: 4.59/5

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mariand - April 7, 2012, 4:41 am
very nice... but you know, I still have my gun...lol
rerun - April 6, 2012, 11:53 pm

There is good and then there is excellent
lgvernon - April 6, 2012, 10:44 pm

LOL!!~Thanks, GaryO! I bought it to publish my books electronically. It's great for frittering, too~~I will create a Hilda masterpiece just for you!~
GaryO - April 6, 2012, 10:31 pm
Nicely done Linda. Looks like the purch is worth a passel of Ls….can’t wait for the new improved Hildas…
lgvernon - April 6, 2012, 8:25 pm

My first try with my new DPS software.


SABERTOOTH - When you are a little too old to be considered a cougar.


TAGS: how long till we start seeing sabertooth porn
Rating: 4.57/5

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Progyn - August 4, 2010, 1:26 am
I think she's bloody scrumptious. I'll take her anywhere
BoneCD - April 22, 2010, 10:29 pm
I'd bang her as long as she takes her calcium supplements cause we like it rough...then again I'd bang a hole in a tree when the wife's out of town. 5 shapely Poodles and hopefully sturdy ones
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 11:39 pm
Just sayin'
CANADA - April 20, 2010, 11:30 pm
LMFAO!! i laughed so hard at that analogy
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 11:27 pm
Delicate? Not her... she looks to be in good shape, right? I mean, the butt may feel like a sandwich bag full of over-boiled pasta.... but at 60, you'd KILL for that piece!
CANADA - April 20, 2010, 11:26 pm
be gentle, shes delicate
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 11:24 pm
Eye her across the bar... sippin on her 3rd vodka-prune juice... and you know she's gonna taste like the sweetest tapioca pudding... and will have the same consistency. Put on your game face, summon up your best lines, quote eisenhower, then break a hip!
Sean - April 20, 2010, 11:08 pm
AGEISM You can make fun of the elderly, or you can have fun with the elderly. But you gotta pick a lane, dirtbag.
Cubbybear - April 20, 2010, 11:00 pm
LOL!!! Aggy I can picture it all!
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 10:48 pm
[email protected]! (Snaggletooth voice)... "I'm doin' an old chick... geriatrics, even! Exit... stage left!"
Cubbybear - April 20, 2010, 10:44 pm
I like Snagglepuss better 5/5
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 10:09 pm
FUNNY!!!!
GreyScorpion - April 20, 2010, 7:09 pm
I'd 03A it, 5L
Cloudchaser - April 20, 2010, 11:10 am
That's actually a good body for a woman her age


CENSORSHIP -


TAGS: nazi day assignment google therell be no oogle as long as you have google
Rating: 4.5/5

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Mongoose - December 7, 2010, 8:15 am
I need to see Google now?!?!?!
TheGoat - March 6, 2010, 1:51 pm
Ar-wooooo!
spacedog - March 5, 2010, 6:05 pm
5Ls.
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 4:34 pm
Need?


HELLO THERE - I died in August, 1977. I'm still dead. I'm not coming back. I don't live on the moon. Thank you very much.


TAGS: long live the king
Rating: 4.42/5

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GaryO - March 15, 2013, 8:50 am
Man, it seems just yesterday that was sittin’ there on the toilet, munchin’ on a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich…5L for the memory, PV


SO, YOU TWO -




LDR -




MY BALLS - She could play with them all day long !!


TAGS: my balls play billiards rack day long
Rating: 3.5/5

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agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 12:41 am
Quite the bridge.


A RARE GLIMPSE - The Summoning Ritual of Longcat!




FEAR - that was the longest hour of my life




THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE - Vote 1 lion for tacgnol or 5 lions for longcat


TAGS: longcat
Rating: 3.13/5

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Billzmakindafunnyz - September 19, 2009, 9:42 pm
wich ones wich
HtD - March 14, 2009, 9:52 pm
LOL How ironically delicious that statement was.
WTFO - March 14, 2009, 7:34 pm
How about 1 lion because long cat is overused.


FIVE - Five Dollar! Five Dollar Foot Long!


TAGS: five dollar foot long bush hands funny tunnel
Rating: 2.52/5

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Mark - March 12, 2009, 10:12 pm
Oh...don't let forget...Tunnel = 1
Mark - March 12, 2009, 10:11 pm
Dr. Rank - I see that you post under the name Nreeeow and Zomghacks and this is an example of your creativity...a tunnel? Rated at 2.9??? Creative? of Ron's hundreds of posters he has none rated under 3.0. Now really STFU!


EAR HAIR - Yes it can be an Indian only.




EMO'S - Should take a long walk off a short pier




OFF-TOPIC - only three hours until christmas.


TAGS: enough too long fail xmas jungle bunnies
Rating: 2/5


WIDE DOG - Looks Like He Ate Long Cat




IN THE LONG RUN -




HANGOVER -




DIPLOMACY -


TAGS: doesnt take long in the summer
Rating: 4.83/5

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TomJason - November 23, 2010, 6:01 am
LOL!.
TomJason - November 23, 2010, 6:01 am
LOL!.
simba08 - November 18, 2010, 8:43 am
AWESOME!!!!!
LogicDude - November 11, 2010, 6:16 pm
Or "free oranges"
agdaniele - November 11, 2010, 12:43 am
A raised eyebrow, to be sure.... but excited? It's not like you said "chunky peanutbutter"
ICEMAN - November 11, 2010, 12:42 am
Sorry about that Aggy, I didn't mean to get you all excited.
agdaniele - November 11, 2010, 12:32 am
Are you talking about sex again?
ICEMAN - November 11, 2010, 12:14 am
Just after rigor mortis is best.


WAX MUSEUMS -


TAGS: rl no longer welcome
Rating: 4.63/5

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tellitlikeitis - May 5, 2011, 9:14 pm
Ouch... so much for never, never land!
Reality Lord - May 5, 2011, 6:46 pm

three...you can't really count what i did to michael jackson


WHERE AM I GOING -


TAGS: i was walking along my path paved with good intentions when
Rating: 4.52/5

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agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 7:51 pm
I was scheduled to work at hell's receiving dock... really, that's where the good stuff will be... anything to get out of hell, you know? But, apparently the moderator position has raised some eyebrows in Human Resources, and I'm now doing employee review
R.S.Jake - April 19, 2010, 6:23 pm
Love it! On a similar note, I am starting a Hand-Made Hand-Basket shop in Helena Montana. The name of the shop? You guessed it..."Helena Hand-Baskets". Our slogan..."When you're in Montana, go to Helena Hand-Basket!"


THE TOP 10 - To perish approximately 30 years prior to the women were their husbands. God DOES work miracles.




SIZE -




LIGHTER - You think this is special? You should see her bottle opener.


TAGS: this girl is the lighter and a hotter girl would be my bottle opener never really had to explain my motifakes to this detail before guess i was gone longer than i thought
Rating: 4.27/5

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RocketSnake - May 13, 2010, 7:09 pm
I have a sudden urge to take up smoking.
BoneCD - March 24, 2010, 9:06 pm
Very nice Pie! Buns of steel...just sayin'


SICK IS NO LONGER ALLOWED - to help with arts and crafts projects at the school




GOOD MOTIFAKES TAKE TIME -


TAGS: you can t think about your idea long enough
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by forseti

agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 1:35 am
Too true! Also try not using pictures that are already a joke.


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